Score: 10

"What..."

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: January 5, 2006

Sick...

... and I mean that in a good way.

Score: 10

"bwahahahahah!"

submission: Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder?

date: January 31, 2005

I am, "THE BEST!!!"

Score: 10

"ah"

submission: Kanzeni Marin Nitsuite

date: January 7, 2005

hahahahahahahahaha....

"I shall dance on your grave!"

"Not before my sword dances on your face!"

Priceless. You are truly God.

Score: 10

"zsdgbfsgz"

submission: Rebecca

date: December 15, 2004

Dude, you pwn existance.

Score: 10

"rofl"

submission: SPIF

date: December 11, 2004

I gave this a "10" for "Interactivity". Because, well, the whole thing is one long instruction manual. ;-)

Score: 10

"Uh..."

submission: The Fly Who Loved Me

date: December 11, 2004

No, really. Roger Moore? I want a written, signed, proof that he voice-acted in this.

If this is true, anyone else think Flash(tm) is going to start being used more frequently to make non-internet animations? As in, PowerPuff girls and such? I can see some "Cartoon Networks(tm)" cartoons already possible to make in Flash(tm). :-|

Something to think about.

Score: 10

"Yes."

submission: i hate christmas

date: December 9, 2004

Christmas was invented by Coca-Cola. At least Santa Clause. Last time I checked, christmas was a religious holiday inteded for people to go to church and celebrate your leader's birth. Not by giving presents to eachother. Do you people that celebrate christmas even go to church on christmas eve? Didn't think so. Religion is BS.

Either way, good flash.

If you don't believe the Coca-Cola crap, google it. It's common
knowledge.

Score: 10

"meh..."

submission: HarryPotter:VodkaFountain

date: November 27, 2004

How do you people know he's not Japanese? Even if he's not, what's the problem with him adding stuff like that to his aminations? If he stops doing it just because a few shit-sticks think it's "uncool", then that would mean he would be only writing animations in _your_ particular style (american?). And what makes one style better than the other? Racism, perhaps? I don't like prancing around like a ninny saying everyone's a racist for making stupid comments they don't mean, but you meant it, which is the stupid part. I'm not offended by your comment, and I'm pretty sure no one else is, it just makes you look like a retard, is all.

And to the review just above mine, can anyone please tell me how an organized sequence of ones a zeroes can have homosexual tendencies and suck a biological being's "balls"? I think people are allowed on the internet way too early for their age.

Good Flash, btw. :)

Score: 10

"You Are God."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 5

date: November 27, 2004

You are now my #1 Fav artist.

Score: 0

"Disguisting."

submission: Taking over me

date: November 15, 2004

No offence, but this is what I think:

1) It's way too cliche, "People say that when you die...", too over done.
2)Corny Music.
3) Animation could use a little more work.
4) Story line is dull (same reason as #1).

I'm tired of all these so-called, "artistic" films that have been plaguing NewGrounds recently. Yes, there are amazing "artistic" flashes, like "Prowlies at the River". But there are way too many wannabes that try to make stuff like that, but that honestly don't have the talent to do so. To make a film like that requires a _lot_ of time, a _lot_ of effort, and a _lot_ of skill. This, to my account, doesn't include any of the a-fore-mentioned. Try a different style, see what suites you best. But if you plan on making more films like this, seriously concider how you will manage the production cycle a little more efficiently (and probably extend it a little more). I can understand that you put a lot of effort into it, but even if it takes you a year to make it, at least it'll turn out better. Take it as constructive criticism. ;)